Are you Lazy?
Do you hate being told what to do?
You prefer to do what you want over what you are told to do. You don't necessarily mind doing something as long as it's something you enjoy and chose to do on your own rather than were forced to do.
Do you want to escape the 9-5 grind or drop out of school?
You don't want to be taught to be a corporate slave the rest of your life. You don't want money to play a major role in your decision making process. You hate feeling accountable to meeting a certain deadline or schedule.
Do you want to do what you want with your time?
You don't like to spend more time on something than is absolutely necessary because otherwise you consider it "too much effort". You try to eliminate unnecessary functions and steps to get what you want as fast as possible.
Do you hate stressing out and just want to take it easy?
You just want to just relax and take it easy without the hyper-pace and pressure of society. You'd much rather do things at a slower pace rather than rush into things. You prefer to pause before making a decision or speaking.
We've been programmed to be mindless hardworking slaves that just accept an endless series of tasks and obligations, and get worked up and stressed out easily so we have no time and energy to simply enjoy ourselves.
We're not mindless labor machines. We're lazy humans. We want our leisure. We want freedom.
About the Show
Broadcasting live from the shores of Lazy Island, off the coast of Procrasti Nation, it's time to sit back, relax, and enjoy the smooth, sexy voice of the procrastinator himself, Nate Zerambo.
From insight on the Lazy Mindset (an attitude that teaches you how to be lazy and get away with it), tips on generating passive income while you sleep, life hack guides to save time, money, and effort, and creative ways to put gamification in your life to turn work into play, the ProcrastiN8r Podcast will make your life easier.
Plus since it's a podcast, you can listen to it whenever you want, without having to meet deadlines. Because deadlines suck!
ProcrastiN8r's Podcast launched on August 10th, 2018 which is NATIONAL LAZY DAY!
About the Host
My name is Nate Zerambo. I'm a procrastinator.
I'm a gamer who just wants to sit in front of the TV all day with a controller in hand, a guitarist who just wants to jam on my six string all day, an adventurer who would rather spend the day hiking through the woods rather than going to work, and in all the sense of the word, I am a "procrastinator."
Oh yes, and I love my rum and coke!
Most of these online money making "gurus" will brag about their five figure income. They'll talk up the program that made them a millionaire.
They'll come up with some rags to riches story about how they are a retired veteran, or were at one time a homeless person on the street, or some other bullshit.
Look, their goal is to just to have you sign up for some ponzi scheme, but they'll sugar coat it
My goal is different. I want to be a voice for the community. I want to dive into the details of how to make money online.
I may give tips about making money off a ponzi scheme, but I'm gonna call it for what it is and not blow sunshine up your ass.
I'm no guru. I'm just some guy with a microphone, a true procrastinator, who happens to make some money online. I'm not going to try to sell you false promises. I'm going to be bluntly honest and tell you what works and what doesn't.
I'm not going to make you a millionaire, and if anyone tells you they're going to, they're lying.
You will make a small side income though and be able to afford maybe a few extra packs of beer or something
Seriously all these online money makers can go f*ck themselves. I'm bringing you the truth,
I'm all about Procrastinating with Purpose to Minimize Effort and Maximize Results. I work smart, not hard. I want to save as much time, money, and effort as possible, so I find life hacks to make things easier, gamify my productivity to turn work into play, and create ways to earn money while I sleep.
I'm going to to show you how YOU can do it too -- how YOU can become a Lazy MasterMind...eventually. When I feel like it.
A Bit of History
I was a college radio star. I even won some national awards for my production and voice work. True story.
I got involved with "online investing" shortly after the reality of being adult slapped me in the face when my first student loan bill came in the mail.
I became obsessed with becoming financially savvy.
Hell, I learned how to measure the area of a triangle and some news headlines of 1826 in school, but at the time I couldn't tell you simple things like how to invest in the stock market or how to get a mortgage.
Wonderful education system.
I read books, listened to podcast, and over the course of a few months became a real finance nerd.
It became my goal to be financially independent.
I want to be able to live the lifestyle I want and support my needs without wondering the questions: how the f*ck am I going to pay for this?
I no longer want finances to play a big role in my decision making process.
I took up a few part time jobs to earn extra cash, did some freelance audio work on the side, and eventually in my quest for financial success landed in the online investor community.
I got addicted pretty quickly. It's like gambling but not so much based on luck and more based on using right strategy.
As a board game enthusiast, I appreciated the mixed elements of tactics and luck when it came to these HYIPs, RevShares, and the like.
I also found other easy money making methods. There were ways I found I could make money just by running an app on my Smartphone, or taking surveys online, and so many other things.
I really consider "passive earning" a hobby of mine now.
I make money doing nothing and want to teach other people how.