Laziness Could Create a Utopia

Laziness has the potential to create a life of luxury and leisure for everyone...

...but unfortunately, right now, the richest people in the world are using laziness for their own benefit, while every one else does the hard work.






Last week, we did quite a bit of in-depth analysis on wage slavery. Basically, since most of Americans are living pay check to pay check, meaning they are spending their income predominantly on basic necessities, we are “owned” by the wealthy class because our labor is exerted as a means of survival, not as a means of enhancing our lifestyle or upgrading our class.

We  work our asses off just to put food on the table, just to keep ourselves alive, and by trading work for the ability to live with someone in power (your boss) is by the very definition slavery.

But I recommend reading that article in full before diving into this one if you want to get the most value and understanding out of reading this.

Go ahead, I’ll wait.

Anyway, done?

Good.


See, the (modern corporate slavery) system benefits just a few elite few who sit on back on their nice cozy Lazy island, which they got to via their own private yacht, while manipulating the majority of the people to “work hard”, in order to support their luxurious lifestyle, under the guise that if they work just hard enough they may be able to live such an awesome life too.

The slaves“sell” themselves and compete for owners, rather than owners outright trading them on a market. They torture corporate slaves psychologically with extreme amounts of stress and lack of leisure, as well as disrespect and threats of replacing them. The slave market follows the normal rules of economics - high supply and low demand. There’s a low demand for slaves because the supply (population and amount of corporate workers) is so high. Thus, replaceable.


The “wages” people receive are barely enough to cover basic expenses, like food on the table or a roof over the head. Wages, then, are a means of survival and not profit or opportunity, and any wealth a regular serf may attain is immediately destroyed by poor consumption habits, which were drilled into his/her mind at no fault of their own.


So, the wage slaves work hard all for the profits and opportunities of the slothful, awful elite.

And they further get the slaves fighting among themselves over trivial things like race, gender, and religion, rather than rising up against their owners.

This is a system designed by EVIL Lazy Masterminds.



Look at this Evil Lazy Master Mind. Just look at him. You know he's up to no good.

I am very concerned about the material I teach within the contents of my blog and podcast, because I touch upon the POWER of laziness. While it is my hope and intention that you learn laziness and use it for good, it is quite possible to use it for bad, as with all things that inhibit power.

This article is intended to be written as more of a warning message, a “what to avoid”, rather than an encouragement or advice to make those bad things happen.  With that said, let’s dive further and look at the evil temptations you must be aware of and purposefully avoid while pursuing your life of laziness and procrastination.

The elite people have cleverly and methodologically designed a system that allows them to send out workers to get things done,while simultaneously indoctrinating people to “work hard” and follow rules.

They follow C.O.U.C.H ambition in order to minimize effort and maximize results.

Every single one of them.

They Calculate the highest, most profitable route. The bottom line is their one and only focus; they justify the methods with the means. Only results matter in their eyes and the higher morality of their decisions  is none of their concern.


They Outsource the work to the cheapest place of labor, like China or other countries, and put them in  the lowest cost  work conditions with hot sweat shop environments , even if that means abandoning loyal  but more expensive workers and leaving them jobless or homeless


They Understand people and use it for their own personal benefit, rather than a benefit for the community at large. They Understand the strengths and weaknesses of basic human psychology and play upon it to make the slaves of their plantation feel worthless if they don’t work hard enough, and make them feel  left out if they don’t buy the latest and greatest. It is this fear they Understand -- the fear of not belonging , the fear of failure, the feel of not being good looking enough. It’s always the fear. They understand this emotion and manipulate it to their own advantage, creating a false sense of comfort.

Fear sells, but that’s a whole other blog topic completely.


They Create products and services that trigger the consumer-addict “high”; they create distractions and diversions to keep people from building any sort of actual wealth and success

And finally, they Halt by simply stopping any work they could do and hosting fancy cocktail parties instead.



Likewise, they embrace the L.A.Z.Y Mindset.


They spend more time in Leisure, relaxing than ever setting foot in the prison *cough* err, office. They are also Aloof about others feelings or concerns to the point of cold-hearted viciousness.



Any requests from their workers for more vacation time or higher wages, they Zonk out and ignore, despite how fair and reasonable the requests are like “I’d like to be able to eat this week.They Yawn instead to relax and enjoy their fleet of yachts.

They enable a “Honey badger don’t care attitude” and value quality leisure over a good work ethic. They delegate the work load as much as possible and automate the rest of it.

Meanwhile, they encourage others to be diligent and ambitious in the work and accept duty without question.

They own the education system and have designed it to train children to become  hardworking (corporate) laborers with a submissive mindset who are further brainwashed into thinking that consumption and buying is the way to success  (the perfect mindset of an obedient slave who will not slack on his/her labor or defy his/her master’s authority and use their money to further the owners’ riches rather than their own).

Children are made to believe that buying and owning things that depreciate in value somehow symbolises “success”.

But this is not success.

The only success attainable is freedom, and you can not , you can NOT, attain that if you purchase things instead of investing in that freedom.

Hard work often times leads to nothing but even more hard work as the reward and slightly more of an increase in pay. The effort to reward ratio is one of improper balance for the majority of people in the system, one in which the top 1% of the 1% own more than half the wealth of the entire country.

They then keep said wealth and resources they have accumulated to themselves and their own children, so that future generations will work hard not only for them, but their own future heir as well.

Genius? Absolutely.

Ethical or moral? Absolutely NOT.




“You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain,” the famous quote uttered by Harvey Dent in the movie Dark Knight.

You either sleep as a Heroic ProcrastiN8r or stay awake long enough to see yourself become an Evil Lazy mastermind.

While it is no doubt quite an intelligent system they have created under a Lazy Mindset, what they have done is diabolical in nature and that is why you must be careful when approaching a Lazy Mindset, because combined with greed, laziness is disastrous.

They have exploited humanity, all of it, just to bathe in their own riches, and lay in their money.

That is the epitome of laziness in its malicious form, much worse than the self destructive practice of lacking the motivation for personal goals and self care, as laziness is so often defined. This type of laziness that the elite practice goes beyond the ego self  harm and harms others as well.

It is Corrupt Laziness.

This is laziness combined with Greed and that is recipe for disaster.

See, Good Laziness leads to pleasure and satisfaction ; it is having “enough”to be relaxed and happy, without reaching a point of over-abundance. Corrupt Laziness, on the other hand, tainted by the hunger for more, is excessive indulgence that steals from the pleasure and satisfaction of others and has no limits.

Laziness thus is a tool in which they utilize to maximize their greed.

The reason they’re so against you being lazy is because they know what benefits it reaps; they understand its potential power. They know their entire ability to have the whole world filled in their pockets is because of laziness. And they don’t want you taking any of it away.


Laziness though doesn’t need detrimental either to one’s personal life or to society as a whole.  When combined with generosity (and fairness), laziness can help create an environment and society of peace and prosperity, luxury and leisure for everyone.


Ultimately, it’s up to you to choose what to do with your laziness. At first, you’ll be giving yourself the time and leisure you personally need. But as you grow into a PRO-crastinator, you’re going to reach a level of influence and have the ability to dictate whether others can come relax & chill with you or struggle to survive as you laugh from your yacht.

It is my hope you choose the prior






Workers are going to realize their power and decide to be lazy when it’s far too late.

At the current pace, by the time the average worker procrastinates, and decides to skip work, a robot will already fill his/her line of work. If we don’t act soon (or perhaps “unact” is more appropriate here), if we don't slow it down, then we’re  going to live in a society where all the labor is automated and where there will be no jobs available. Meanwhile, the resources will be kept amongst the rich.

With the resources hoarded and no means of attaining them (a job), we’ll be left out to starve.

But that’s survival of the fittest I suppose, right?

I don’t know, I like to think that we can evolve beyond that though, beyond survival and into harmony. Resources are plentiful, the work load to gather them can eventually be automated (a lot of it already is). The idea of  sharing resources being described as “hand outs” is hogwash when there will be literally no reason to work hard any more in the future

It’s not the people that are lazy and don’t want to work that are holding us back, it’s the people afraid to take that step and refuse to work, insisting on following the dogma of hard work that are (as well as the elite hoarding resources)

The one thing you shouldn’t procrastinate is procrastination, because we need good lazy people in the world to eliminate work entirely for everyone and build the lazy utopia we could live in.