Fake smiles. Fake passion. Fake enjoyment.
There's nothing actually "real" about a "real job"
Well no matter where you're at on your journey to become a PRO-crastinator, you have to remain lazy no matter what and not let people try to convince you to ever get a "real" job. That's for people that are so brainwashed that they can't even take a deep hard look at the reality of the fact that they are living a life of servitude and entrapment.
You have to remain lazy, always, even after you’ve achieved making a profitable online and passive income and every step along the way. If you are at the level of passive income where your day job is no longer necessary to make ends meet, then you absolutely cannot give into “getting back to work.” You're procrastinating for the long run.
As you start making money online, especially when I mean you're really making money, enough to quit your day job, people are going to tell you to stop being lazy and to go get a “real job.” (On the flip side, maybe they label you as some sort of “entrepreneur” or business starter or whatever. Sure let them think that. Take it as a compliment.You know you’re being lazy as f*ck. )
Instead of getting defensive and taking that as an insult, you have to take the attitude of:
“Ah, that’s such a wonderful suggestion, but I’m not really interested. I'm just trying to keep it real, man.”
You are completely comfortable with yourself and your lifestyle. You're nice and cozy. They aren't; they aren't relaxed at all.
Don’t let them pull you back into the plantation. Just shove it off and do your own damn lazy thing.
You’re not trying to convince anyone that your lifestyle is awesome. You know it is. You don’t need their approval. You don’t care. You’re Aloof (the “A” in L.A.Z.Y.)
You do have a real job, You’re getting paid to do what you want to, which is is sitting at home and doing nothing, essentially. You are keepin' it real.
Keepin' it real means doing what you want. Keepin' it real means doing what you enjoy.
You may play video games or watch movies or just jam on guitar all day. But you found a way to make that “waste of time” hobby of yours pay the bills.
They’re the ones that need a “real” job. They live day by day, wearing fake smiles to please their bosses (that they hate) and customers (that they find annoying). They’re pretending that they care about people they don’t really care about to do a job that they don’t really like and act like they’re happy the whole time.
Yeah, you tell me what’s real about that situation. It’s real. Real boring.
These people that will tell you to get a a “real job”, they’re just jealous of your ability to pay the bills and pay for your lifestyle/hobbies without being required to actually go to work or suck up to people they secretly despise and perform tasks they secretly detest.
They aggressively covet your lazy lifestyle. They want that for themselves.
These are weak, fragile framed, people, and they believe the only way to get success is to take success away from others. Anyone “keepin’ it real” doesn’t go around pointing out how fake other people are.
Don’t go down to their level. They’re on the floor, and you’re lying on the couch. Don’t let them pull you down off that couch. That’s YOUR spot, not theirs. If they want a more cozy spot, then they have to find another couch (or come cuddle).
You know, as a procrastin8r, that it takes way more much effort to pull a person off a couch than to prop up your own pillows.
They live their life in such a way that they HAVE to go to work. They HAVE to kiss their boss’s ass. They HAVE to get along with their coworkers. They HAVE to be there at a certain time and dressed a certain way.
They’re not living their own life or their own dreams. They’re living someone else’s.
The sad things is, that’s the way they see reality. They see reality as a series of obligations.
You’re reality is different than theirs though. You’re here to live, not to exist. You’re here to keep it real, not be real tied to a desk.
You, as the lazy person, are sitting at home living your own dreams, the way you want to live life. You wear what you want, where you want, when you want.
Look at the Dude. He completely embodies the Lazy Mindset and this idea to just keep it real, despite how much others will judge or criticize him.
You don’t HAVE to do anything, and you certainly don’t have to go get a job. You do what you want, and that’s as real as it gets.
You do things on your terms and don’t care about arbitrary expectations set by society. Because, and here’s a mind shift incoming: society’s definition of a “real job” is actually slavery.
Just keep on procrastinating and live freedom.