The Law of Laziness

​A new decade has just begun and right about now you’re feeling the burden of responsibility, that little voice in the back of your head shouting:

 “Shit, I should do *something* with my life!” 

You feel the pressures of life to work hard towards your goals and become a success because right now all you’re doing with your life is layin’ around all damn day. Meanwhile, you’re told to get down dirty and strive “no holds barred” but you’d rather hold your pillow and get down on the couch. You’re a lazy ass procrastinator by nature. You don’t want to put the effort into obtaining those goals yet alone anything , really.


Well what if I told you there’s a way to obtain your goals without even trying?


That’s right, you barely have to lift a finger and can attain everything you ever dreamed of.

Literally. 

You can achieve anything you want by just ...thinking about it (or dreaming about it in your sleep, for that matter.)

Yup, it really is the thought that counts.

Now I know what you’re thinking:  I think about how I want to be rich all the time, but money ain’t comin’ my way!

But here’s the thing, you can’t just *think* it. You have to actually *believe* it. You have to have the mindset that what you want exists in your present reality. And then let go of the outcome. You have to believe that you already are rich and then you will be rich. You don’t become attached to the end result though and just let it come to be.

Wait what? Sounds crazy, I know, but stick with me.

You are the creator of your own destiny.

Your desire has to be wrapped up in your identity, as if you *already* have the thing you want. It must come from a place of mental abundance, not scarcity. And then you can have it.

By thinking to yourself that you “want” to be rich, for example, you are coming from a place of mental scarcity and focusing on that which you lack. You don’t have much money and wish you did. You’re trying to take, rather than give to the universe. This creates a push/pull effect.
In trying to pull something into your field of energy, it’ll resist and pull away.

Think of a cat. Try to chase him and pet him and he’ll scurry away, but act aloof and uninterested, like the cat *already* wants you to pet him, and after waiting a bit, he’ll approach you on his own, without you having to get up off your lazy ass.






The same principle applies to pretty much *everything* in the universe. Don’t chase. Let it come. Have it. Don’t want it. And you will in fact receive it.

In other words, lay on your couch and believe you already have what you want, rather than getting up and dressed to go chase after it.

That’s the big “Secret” you might have heard these success “gurus” talk about.

Everybody *wants* something. Everybody craves. The universe can’t grant every single want, hope, or wish. That would just be chaos. 

The universe is not a wishing well but a field of magnets. Each person has their own magnet. You choose what frequency you dial it into and will draw in similar frequencies. 

This is called Law of Attraction or as I like to call the Law of Laziness. It can get a bit complicated, but we’ll break it down to make this as easy to read as possible.

Frequencies are basically just your own thought patterns and beliefs about yourself.You get from the universe what you give it and you give it your thoughts. These thoughts come back to you and manifest themselves into reality.

So if you broadcast a “frequency” of being a highly confident individual, you’ll attract highly confident individuals (as friends or lovers) into your life. If, on the other hand, you broadcast a frequency of being an insecure loser, you’ll attract those types of people.








So how exactly do you broadcast a certain frequency in the Law of Laziness, ahem err... Attraction?

Easy, like  Isaid, just think about it. Use your imagination.

You must believe it to be true with such strong conviction that you convince yourself that it is not imagination at all, but your own reality, like how kids believe in Santa.

I think that’s one of the most tangible examples of how strong belief manifests into reality.. Although there’s no fat man sneaking into chimneys late at night, leaving presents and eating cookies, there is this sort of “spirit” of Santa Claus. It is their child’s strong belief in Santa that inspires parents to put presents under the tree on Christmas morning, making him as real as he gets.

Now when creating these “magnets”, the words must be structured in *present tense*. That’s important. You don’t want to tell yourself “I will be rich” or “I will be confident”. No, it’s not gonna happen someday, it’s already happening right here, right now. It’s here baby! Feel it.

Imagine the feelings of what it’s like to be in that desired situation. Hold on to those feelings.

Maybe you want to be confident. Imagine a time in your life where you felt fully confident in yourself, when you were charismatic and captivating and believed fully in your abilities.

Live in that moment. Reminisce. Really bring it to your third eye. Smell the scents, hear the sounds, see the sights, and most importantly, experience the emotions you felt in that particular moment.

Feel that within you, you have that confidence. It already exists! Yes, yes, let the confidence flow through you!  Let the laziness flow through you!

Tell yourself positive affirmations like “I am a confident person”. Remember, speak in present tense.

Then...let go!

You must remove your yearning and trust it’ll happen. Have trust rather than a longing.

You just have to Let It Be (cue: the Beatles) and all you imagined can manifest itself to be true.

It is the thoughts you tell yourself combined with the emotional energy you feel about them that creates this magnetic force within you and allows you to “attract” those things your energy is vibrating with.




With that said, you want to avoid negative thoughts and emotions. Because that’s just gonna mean a bad time.

 This negativity will trap you into a weak low energy place, and you definitely don’t want to be there. You want to be surrounded by high, positive energy.

The lazy way to success is to use this Law of Attraction to your advantage -- think positive thoughts and feel positive emotions. Give yourself strong positive affirmations.


Forget working hard. Forget “trying your best”. Just relax and abide. Your success will come...eventually.


“The Law of Attraction” says the experiences you have in life is directly determined by the thoughts you have and emotions you feel about them.






In lazy man terms, 

...telling yourself that you’re awesome and feeling awesome makes your life awesome

...telling yourself you’re shit makes and feeling like shit makes your life shit.









So the only thing you have to actually do, in terms of reaching your goals, is think that you are in fact awesome and really, truly believe it to the core, then you will in fact be awesome.

You must visualize, not who you want to be or will be, but who you already *are*.  Present tense. You must truly believe that what you imagine is true in your *current* circumstances.

Lay on back, relax, and meditate. Allow yourself to relax deeply and imagine what you believe to be true. In turn, it will be. Now that’s easy af!

You see, your outer reality is only a reflection of your inner self. What you create within will come to surface on the outside. You *naturally* perform the relevant actions to the role or story you created in your head.

You roleplay IRL  the mental “character sheet” that you write. You attract the things and people relevant to the particular role you choose to play.

It doesn’t feel like effort because you’re just allowing your thoughts to flow into your actions. Anything you do is like “second-hand nature” and requires no conscious effort on your part. It’s like pressing an auto-pilot button for your life.

Sit on back, man. Let your mind and the Law of Attraction do all the work for you. There’s no need to stress about things.

Start thinking positive thoughts and experience the positive emotions associated with those thoughts. You’ll be an awesome bad ass, eventually, and it all starts by taking a good comfy meditation nap.


Take it easy,

N8








Next week, we’ll dive into some Words of Affirmation that’ll put you in the right (Lazy) Mindset and lead you to success.